[rec.humor.funny] The Bar Bat

Fred_Ennis@Compuserve (06/07/89)

Three baseball greats were having a beer in a bar.

An attractive woman walked in and Wade Boggs said, "I wonder if she's alone?"

Steve Garvey warned, "Be careful, she's carrying my child!"

Pete Rose finally piped up and said, "Wanna Bet?"
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