jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 416 4683) (06/12/89)
"Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Barrel- Shaped Twist-Off Bottle and a mango, please. Oh, and one of those specially-emblemed, frosted 24-ounce glasses." "We're outta 'em." "Oh. Gimme a can of Bud Lite, then." "Glass?" "Na." "That'll be five bucks." --- Ron D. Harvey jailbird@ihlpm.ATT.COM "A body can work up a mean, mean thirst after a day of doing nothing." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.