[rec.humor.funny] The difference between the nations

vvanduij@gara.une.oz.au (Vernon Van Duijnhouen STUG) (06/21/89)

Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman dissapointed !!

Q. Why does an Australian man close his eyes when he has sex ?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman enjoy herself !!!!

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