witters@tc.fluke.COM (John Witters) (06/23/89)
Some friends and I were talking about some of the more red-neck rural logging communities in Washington. [We came up with the following slogans.] towards nature than we do: "If it moves, shoot it, if it doesn't, cut it down." "If you're married to it, beat it." -- John Witters -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA