dave@stcns3.stc.oz.au (Dave Horsfall) (06/27/89)
(These are being told by our delightful receptionist:) Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore screws everyone, a bitch screws everyone except you. Q: What do lobster thermidor and oral sex have in common? A: You can't get either of them at home. -- Dave Horsfall (VK2KFU), Alcatel STC Australia -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.