[rec.humor.funny] Golfing with bees

bill@inebriae.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) (07/05/89)

Beverly had decided that she would learn to play golf, so she signed
up for and took lessons.  After six months of diligent effort she was
ready to play eighteen holes with three of her friends.

Out on the course she was stung by a bee.  Fearing an allergic reaction
she hurried back to the clubhouse to find the pro.

I've been stung by a bee!  What shall I do?

Where were you stung?

Between the first and second hole!

Beverly, we need to work on your stance...
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Bill Kennedy
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