ksb@j.cc.purdue.edu (Kevin Braunsdorf) (07/09/89)
My brother was walking home one fine summer afternoon when he spotted a young woman grieving over a pet dog that was recently struck by an automobile. The pet had just finished dying at the distraught women's feet... Allen: "Miss?" Woman: "<Sob!> Huh? <Sniff...>" Allen: "Miss, do you need a taxidermist?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.