slackey@BBN.COM (Stan Lackey) (07/11/89)
A co-worker's favorite joke: Two men are hiking in the mountains. One suddenly stops, removes his hiking boots, and starts putting on sneakers. The other asks why he is doing that. The first man answers, "I thought I heard a bear." The second argues, "You can't outrun a bear, not even with sneakers." The first responds, "I just need to outrun YOU!" -- -Stan -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.