strob@daedalus.ucsf.EDU (Steve Robert) (07/16/89)
I'm not making this up. This is almost as good as the "Nintendo Cereal System". Everything after this sentence is quoted from a coupon offer in the San Francisco Chronicle of Sunday June 25, 1989 from Kraft foods and referencing a copyright of Paramount Pictures Corporation. Get your One-of-a-Kind Star Trek V (the final frontier) Kraft Marshmallow Dispenser Experience the 23rd century with a one-of-a-kind, futuristic marshmallow dispenser. It holds up to four KRAFT Jet-Puffed Marshmallows. Its dual action lever opens and dispenses the marshmallows in a single motion. The dispenser also comes with a durable plastic fork and spoon, making it ideal for camping trips. It can be clipped to a belt or almost anything. The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise (tm) -- Steve Robert, UCSF, Box 0100, S.F.,Ca. 94143 (415) 476-3081 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.