judah%mrevox@bellcore.com (Judah Greenblatt at mrevox.bellcore.com) (07/20/89)
Don't read this if you're an easily offended Catholic. Ah, what Catholics have to endure for their faith. Take communion for example - you spend hours sitting around on a hard bench, only get one small cracker to eat, and get to spend the rest of the day poking around with your tongue trying to scrape Jesus Christ off the roof of your mouth. -- Judah Greenblatt, Bellcore, Morristown, NJ, USA, +1-201-829-3059 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA