sprecher@bimacs.bitnet (Sprecher yossy) (08/07/89)
(compliments of Nissan Perl)
A guy goes into a comma and wakes up after 20 years.
first thing he does is call up his broker.
- How's may IBM stock doing?
- It's now worth 5 million Dollars.
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- How's my Apple stock doing?
It's now worth 10 million Dollars.
- How's my Lotus stock doing?
- It's now worth 15 million Dollars.
The guy gets so excited, he almost goes back into comma.
Then he hears a voice: "Please deposit ten thousand Dollars for
the next 5 minutes"...
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