ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu (Chris Koenigsberg) (08/15/89)
From: wang@brauer.harvard.edu (Yang Wang) Flying his way to Beijing on his personal airplane, Deng, accompanied by Li Peng and Yang Shang-kun, suddenly became emotional. "I wish I could open the window and toss out a one hundred yuan (Chinese currency unit) bill so I can make one person happy!", exclaimed Deng. "But you can make ten persons happy by tossing out ten ten yuan bills, Comrade Xiao-Ping.", said Yang Shang-kun. Sunddenly Li Peng thought he had just discovered a new world and shouted: "But listen to me, Comrades. Why don't toss out 100 one yuan bills, we'll make 100 persons happy!" The stewart overheard the conversation and said to the three: "I have an even better idea. Why don't all of you jump out from the window ? You will make 1.1 billion people happy!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.