potoole@maths.tcd.ie (08/31/89)
Here is a joke my grandfather told my father in 1940. Then it was passed on to me. Just thought I'd send it in for it's antique value. One day in a public toilets, a man was washing his hands when he hears a voice of despair comming from one of the cubicals:"Oh no", it exclaimed,"there's no toilet paper left! I wish somebody would do something about this!" Upon hearing this, the man shouted back,"Well, you have a tongue in your head don't you?" "Yes", came the reply, "but I don't have a neck like a bloody giraffe." -- Peter O'Toole,Trinity College Dublin. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.
potoole@maths.tcd.ie (09/05/89)
Here is a joke my grandfather told my father in 1940. Then it was passed on to me. Just thought I'd send it in for it's antique value. One day in a public toilets, a man was washing his hands when he hears a voice of despair comming from one of the cubicals:"Oh no", it exclaimed,"there's no toilet paper left! I wish somebody would do something about this!" Upon hearing this, the man shouted back,"Well, you have a tongue in your head don't you?" "Yes", came the reply, "but I don't have a neck like a bloody giraffe." -- Peter O'Toole,Trinity College Dublin. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.