northrps@sct60a.sunyct.edu (paul northrup) (09/14/89)
Top 10 Iranian T-shirt Slogans
10. IRAQ Busters
9. Surf Straits of Hormuz
8. Mom and Dad blew up a bus load of tourists
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
7. Death to all Americans except Motley Crue
6. Official veil inspector
5. Kiss me I'm a walking time bomb
4. I've been tested for sand chiggers
3. You don't have to be crazy to set yourself
on fire and run into an enemy tank ... but
it sure helps
2. If you don't ride a camel you ain't shiite
1. Spuds Khomenini: The original party animal
-- David Letterman
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