remaker@amdcad.UUCP (Phillip A. Remaker) (09/19/89)
You may want to compile a list of Radio "one-liners" like: WKDU: More static, more of the time.... You're listening to WKDU. No one else is, but you are. This is KFJC and you are listening to our hour-long music-free commercial sweep. WQHS. 73 on your AM dial. Or, if you have an expensive radio, 730. Are your friends laughing at you? Maybe it's because you are not listening to WQHS, 730 on your AM dial, on the University of Pennsylvania campus. Or maybe it's because you're ugly. This has been xxx at KFJC reminding you that animals are your friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport. WKDU: Broadcasting with TEN MILLION microwatts of POWER! Hi. This is Swamp Thing and we say that you should listen to WQHS because... because... , well, do you REALLY have anything better to do? (as you might have guessed, I have worked at all 3 of these stations) -- Phillip A. Remaker Advanced Micro Devices, CAD Networking Support -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.