sasdvp@sas.UUCP (David V. Phillips) (09/22/89)
A young sub-altern was posted to a British army detachment in the desert. On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he noticed a group of camels. "What are those for?" "The men use them when they want to have sex..." "Don't say another word, sergent. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Get rid of those camels immediately!" "Yes, sir." A few weeks went by and the young officer began to get rather horny. He called the sergent over and asked "Where are the camels we used to have?" The sergent replied that he had sold them to a Bedouin that camped nearby. "Take me to them, please." The officer and the sergent went over to the Bedouin camp and found the camels. The officer told the sergent to leave him alone with the camels, then picked out the most attractive one, and proceeded to have sex with the camel. On the way back to the camp, the officer asked, "Sergent, do the men actually enjoy sex with the camels?" The sergent looked at the officer in astonishment and exclaimed, "I don't know! They use them to ride into town where the girls are!" Dave -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA