marc@hpmonk.hp.com (Marc Sabatella) (09/25/89)
The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father, reminds me of one my father told me: Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here - do you have any over there?" The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any either" The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?" The second man says, "No, sorry!" The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?" Marc Sabatella -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.