rocky@hpfcmk.hp.com (Rocky Craig) (09/28/89)
Heard this morning on 104.3 from Denver (K???); a news parody: "Up to the minute news, when seconds count": What's the difference between a lawyer and a "first date" ? - When you're about to be sentenced for tax fraud, don't send your date to plead for leniency. - Don't get upset when hardened criminals know your lawyer on a first-name basis. - After spending $100 an hour on a lawyer, don't expect a good night kiss. - When you wake up in the morning and see your lawyer standing naked in the shower, you know it's going to be a rotten day. -- Rocky Craig Hewlett-Packard, Ft. Collins CO -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA