MZINTL@vmsd.cf.uci.edu (10/01/89)
With most schools starting off the new year, I thought I'd send out this one I found in some joke book years ago: A freshman was at Princeton on his first day of school. He was looking for the library and didn't know where to find it. He saw a gentleman in a knit sweater, and the freshman figured him for an upper classman. So he approached the man and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The upper classman snootily responded, "My dear boy, at Princeton, we do not end our sentences with a preposition." The freshman considered this for a moment, then said, "Fine. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.