gs26%prism@gatech.edu (Glenn R. Stone) (10/02/89)
>From the front page of this morning's Atlanta Constitution:
When Dan Quayle visited the Red Hot and Blue, a popular barbecue resaurant
where an hour's wait for a seat isn't unusual, the crowd standing around
clapped as he and his party got up to leave. "Isn't that nice?" he said.
His wife, Marilyn, snapped him back to reality. "I hate to tell you, but
they're not applauding you as vice president of the United States," she
said. They're applauding the fact that you just created six vacant tables."
(end quote)
The sad part about this is that (the article goes on to say) Quayle
tells this joke on himself.
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Glenn R. Stone
gs26@prism.gatech.edu
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