pdb059@Mipl5.JPL.Nasa.Gov (10/08/89)
Odd Loan Collateral In a previous existence (i.e., pre-college), I worked for an insurance company auditing bank loan files. The following items were listed as collateral on bank loans throughout the Midwest (these are typed pre- cisely as they were on the loan papers): 1. 197 Datsun P.U. 2. Wide Angel Lens 3. Pickup with Car Wench 4. Electric Chair 5. Bassbook Savings Account 6. 15 Sows, 1 Bore 7. 1976 Plymouth Valory 8. 1978 Pickup Trick 9. 1978 Damp Truck 10. Used 1976 11. 1978 Dodge Couple 12. 1978 Buick Skyline 13. 1979 Olds Cuss 14. 1978 Mercy 15. 1976 Dustun 16. 1978 Used Toy 17. 1976 Cinnamon Pickup 18. 1977 Rabbi Sedan 19. 1978 Chevy Camera 20. 1980 Old Cutlass 21. 1978 Pymonth Arrow 22. 2-door Camel (I'm still trying to figure this one out!) 23. 1/2 Dodge P.U. 24. One Used 25. 1980 3/4 Ruck Submitted by: Paul Bartholomew pdb059@ipl.jpl.nasa.gov -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.