Anon@cup.portal.com (10/09/89)
Purported to be a true story, an old housemate told it to me: A psych grad student had this thesis project where he built this humongous maze and slowly taught a bunch of mice their way through it. This had something to do with figuring out how much you could actually teach a mouse. After spending multiple years on this project, it was finally over. He had his diploma, it was all in the bag. Now, it was time to dissolve the experiment and clean out his lab. He had an "It's over" party. His lab was several floors up. He opened a window, and moved his amazing maze so that the exit poked out the window. One by one, the mice ran the maze perfectly for the last time... PatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterSWANDIVE! PatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterSWANDIVE! PatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatterSWANDIVE! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.