ertem@Polya.Stanford.EDU (Tuna Ertemalp) (10/10/89)
The woman was on the verge of death. She asked her seven children to leave the room, and she was left alone with her husband. She said: "I have something to confess..." "Yes?" "You know our seventh child, little Joe?..." "His not *mine*?!..." "No, *he* is yours." -- Mr. Tuna Ertemalp -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.