crew@neon.stanford.edu (Roger Crew) (10/19/89)
{ed Warning -- a little bit sick.} I just saw the latest bulletin from the California DOT (Dept. of Transportation for the uninitiated). The freeways are currently a mess, but there are some bright spots. It turns out that it will be only a few days before they find something to fill the current gap in the SF-Oakland Bay Bridge (this is rather surprising to me; I didn't think they actually kept spare bridge sections lying around). The section of I-880 in Oakland is, however, going to take quite a bit longer to fix. For now, they've settled for renumbering it to I-440. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA