crew@neon.stanford.edu (Roger Crew) (10/19/89)
{ed Warning -- a little bit sick.}
I just saw the latest bulletin from the California DOT (Dept. of
Transportation for the uninitiated). The freeways are currently a
mess, but there are some bright spots.
It turns out that it will be only a few days before they find
something to fill the current gap in the SF-Oakland Bay Bridge
(this is rather surprising to me; I didn't think they actually kept
spare bridge sections lying around).
The section of I-880 in Oakland is, however, going to take quite a bit
longer to fix. For now, they've settled for renumbering it to I-440.
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