[rec.humor.funny] More QuAkE jOkEs

DISPATCH@ncsuvm.ncsu.edu (K-9 Mk IV) (10/21/89)

God must be a Cubs Fan!

The Local Oldies station has stopped playing "Shake, Rattle, and Roll,"
declaring that they've had quite enough of it.

On a similar note, the song "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" has been
changed to "Do You Know Where San Jose WENT?"

The Bay Bridge is still working:  It's keeping everyone at Bay

Traffic on Highway 880 is said to be moving faster now...

Heard in a Chemistry lab at 5:03 PM PDT: "Don't drop that stuff, it's real
powerful.

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