[rec.humor.funny] Zsa-Zsa and her prision fears

kgdykes@watmath.UUCP (Ken Dykes) (10/22/89)

 Found in another newsgroup...
  
 >Last night David Letterman, had an answer
 >for her:  "You know, don't worry, ZsaZsa, because even in prison
 >lesbians have standards."
  
                           ...A few nights ago,
 Carson said of the same issue - "ZsaZsa now says that she's worried
 about lesbians in prison.  With her acting career, she should worry
 more about meeting thespians in prison."
  

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