appell@att.att.com (10/28/89)
Secretariat, the famed racehorse, was put to sleep recently at the age of 19, due to a degenerative hoof disease. He sired over 1000 offspring, not unlike Steve Garvey. In his heyday, one woman was heard to remark that he, "restored my faith in mankind." Honestly. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."