NXD102@wpsuvm.UUCP (10/30/89)
Time reporter: Mr. President, what do you feel would have been the difference
in the world scenario if instead of Kennedy, Kruschov had been
assassinated?
(Gorbachov thinks for a while, then replies pensively)
Gorbachov : I doubt if Onassis would have married Mrs. Kruschov!
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