klee@wsl.dec.com (Ken Lee) (10/31/89)
Richard Nixon: "I am not a crook." Ronald Reagan: "I am not asleep." George Bush: "I am not a wimp." Dan Quayle: "I am Jack Kennedy." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.