[rec.humor.funny] Be the best you can be

BCM106@PSUVM.gatech.edu (Brian C Moum) (11/07/89)

Gurer ner guerr Wrjvfu zbguref oenttvat nobhg gurve fbaf.  Gur svefg bar
fnlf "Zl fba vf irel fhpprffshy.  Ur vf gur orfg ynjlre va Arj Lbex Pvgl."
Gur frpbaq bar fnlf "Zl fba unf qbar orggre guna gung.  Ur vf gur orfg
Qbpgbe va Arj Lbex Pvgl."  Gur guveq bar fnlf "Zl fba unf abg qbar gung jryy.
Ur qbrf abg unir n irel tbbq wbo, naq ur vf ubzbfrkhny.  Ohg ur unf gurfr gjb
terng oblsevraqf....Bar vf gur orfg ynjlre va Arj Lbex Pvgl, naq gur bgure
vf gur orfg qbpgbe va gur pvgl."

(Sebz n fgerrg npgbe va Onygvzber, ZQ.)

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