funny@looking.on.ca (Funny Guy) (11/14/89)
(This posting is a companion to the announcement of the 1988 annual, which should have come first.) How to order the 1988 and 1989 rec.humor.funny annuals from inside Canada: (Instructions for the USA and world are in another posting.) You can use the mail, or order by phone. (If you are in Kitchener-Waterloo, read the following message on local pickup.) I can send the book to you either by surface mail or air mail as you choose. You know Canada Post. If you order by mail, mail a cheque or money order for $11.60 per copy (1989 book) or $13 per copy (1988 book), plus the shipping/handling charges (see below) to: (Make cheque payable to Looking Glass Software Ltd.) Jokebook c/o Looking Glass Software Ltd. 124 King St. N. Waterloo, ON N2J 2X8 Please include a mailing label for the return package. A stick on label would be nice, but a plain cut piece of paper would be fine. In your order, include the number of copies you want, how you want them shipped, and your EMAIL address in case there's any trouble. Phone Ordering You can dial 1-519-884-7473 to order. When you call, between 10 AM and 5 PM Eastern Standard Time, please have ready with you: The type, card number and expiry date of your credit card. (MasterCard, Visa or American Express) Also give your name here if it's being mailed to a different person. We prefer Mastercard The name and address to ship the book to. The number of books and type of shipping. Your EMAIL address in case there's any problem. You can also order by E-MAIL if you are crazy enough to include your credit card information in non-secure USENET mail. Mail to jokebook@looking.on.ca. Or you can fax all the info to 519 886 9495 SHIPPING/HANDLING CHARGES WITHIN CANADA Surface (Book) Rate Air Mail (1st Class) 1 - $1 1 - $2-$4 2-4 - $2 2 - $2-$6 5-8 - $3 3-4 - $4-$9 The 1st class charges vary depending on where you are. Ontario is cheapest, the Yukon is the most, and Vancouver's in the middle. I can also do U.P.S., which is often less on the higher quantities. C.O.D. is available for $2.50 extra. If a bunch of people in Toronto (or elsewhere) want to get together and do a bulk order, I will give a discount. I believe the U. of T. bookstore may be ordering. I won't bill your credit card or cash your cheque until we send the book to you! Yes, this is advertising on the net. With luck, it will cut down joke duplications and calls for old jokes, saving the net money. If you want to discuss this again, go to rec.humor.d.