bob@archer.morningstar.com (Bob Sutterfield) (11/27/89)
Heard on National Public Radio on the way to work this morning: In Los Angeles over the weekend, a man was arrested for drunken driving. He called a friend to come bail him out. He then persuaded the friend to let him drive the friend's car, his own car having been impounded as evidence. They proceeded directly to a roadblock where police were administering drunken driving tests. He was re-arrested and held over the weekend for being stupid. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.