cmcmanis@sparky.eng.sun.com (Chuck McManis) (12/05/89)
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the soviets. American : "And in the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Soviet : "In the Soviet Union we don't require that you dial anything." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply. Administrative note: Peter Yee report that the "boyfriends & girlfriends" article is from Matt Groening's "Life is Hell/Love is Hell" series. The article has been cancelled. About 40 other people pointed this out. Yikes! People, don't do this (submit copyrighted works) to me.