ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) (12/05/89)
My daughter (Louise, 13) made this up:
Q: How many gas fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to turn up the day before when you're out;
One to change the switch;
One to bring along the wrong sort of light bulb.
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