jamesp@???? (James Pinakis) (12/06/89)
This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the
passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
"Why?" asks the girl.
"Because I want to try something different," says the guy.
"That's perverted!" says the girl.
"What did you say?" asks the guy.
"I said that's perverted".
"I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure I heard properly - what did you say?"
"I said that's perverted".
"Shit," says the guy, "that's a big word for a five year-old".
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