dirganto%aludra.usc.edu@usc.edu (RusminUmin Dirgantoro) (12/07/89)
I got this from a friend long time ago..
There was a priest caught a young man having fun by himself in a restroom
booth. Then a conversation happened..
Priest : Why are you doing that? Don't you know that God loves people
who save it 'till their marriage?
Young man : Ohh.. I didn't know that before, father. I promise to do that.
Several months later, the priest found the young man doing the same thing
in a restroom (again).
Priest : You don't keep your words, do you?
Do you remember what you said to me last time?
Young man : I do remember and do keep my words, father.
Look.. I've got a quart already.
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