blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black) (12/15/89)
Heard recently on National Public Radio; and rendered here as semi-quote (common punctuation mark in Washington DC) from memory, as best I can recall: Here come Democrats, Here come Democrats, Throwing money a-way! Lots of entitlements, Lots of bureaucrats, Eating money like hay! Republicans act just like Scrooge, They're counting nickels and dimes. And so between them both you see, It's Christ-mas All The Time! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.