ark@research.att.com (12/26/89)
An old Jewish man asked on his deathbed to convert to Christianity. His family was shocked. ``Why would you do such a thing?'' they asked. ``I know I'm about to die,'' he replied, ``and I figure, `better one of them than one of us!' '' -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.