wenguo@china.se (12/27/89)
Source: TT (Swedish News Agency) Belgrad. The Jugoslavia magazine OSMICA presented in its latest issue "socialisms' six miracles", which explained "why everyone is happy in countries where socialism is practiced". The first miracle is that there is no any unemployment while at the same time no one works, the Osmica writes. And the second miracle is that no one works but everyone still gets salary. "However while everyone gets salary there is nothing to buy", the Osmica writes about the third miracle. And although there is nothing to buy, everyone still has everything that he wants to have. Osmica regards the fifth miracle to be that although everyone has all he wants, he is still unhappy. "The last miracle is that although everyone is unhappy he still votes for the communist party in election", the Yogoslavia magazine concludes. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.