[rec.humor.funny] If I ran the circus.

beshers@division.cs.columbia.edu (Clifford Beshers) (01/01/90)

If the CIA were really on its toes, they would have assassinated
Bush (and Quayle), collected the $30 million and offered it back
as bounty for a hit on Noriega.  We would solve both our own
domestic problems and Panama's without spending money and
important lives.

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