goni@mitzi.miami.edu (Gustavo Jorge Goni) (01/04/90)
A judge to an ousted member of the military junta in Argentina: - You are being judge for the murder of 30 people, deprivation of liberty, kidnapping and two parking tickets. What do you have to say about this? - It must be an error. I do not own a car. - Oh! I am sorry. Case dismissed. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.