[rec.humor.funny] Warning sign

danr@crash.cts.com (Dan Rubesh) (01/05/90)

To Whom It May Concern.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that
the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time - unless I
install handrails or safety straps..

As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and
wait your turn.

					Thank You. 
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