[rec.humor.funny] bounty hunters

barun@gargoyle.uchicago.edu (Barun Chandra) (01/08/90)

Heard on the radio this morning :

It all started when Bush anounced a million dollar award for Noriega.

Now the Columbian Cartel has offered thirty million for Bush.

Rumour has it that the price for Quayle has gone up to a dollar ninety five.

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