[rec.humor.funny] Genealogy

GEO.DOSCH@genie.com (01/09/90)

 
   From "Dear Abby" newspaper column-

  Dear Abby:  I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I
can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.  Any suggestions?
  -Sam in Califoria

  Dear Sam:  Yes. Run for public office.

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