clong@topaz.rutgers.edu (Chris Long) (01/16/90)
Time-Life has been running a commercial recently hawking its book series _Mysteries of the Unknown_. At one point in this commercial the narrator describes an event at Stonehenge where a person "was grabbed by a terrifying unseen force and held suspended in the air". I don't know about you, but where I'm from, this is better known as a "wedgie". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.