greg@dekalb.UUCP (Greg Philmon) (01/18/90)
This was in misc.forsale last week, a reply to a posted pyramid scheme:
From: russ@unisoft.UUCP (Russ Button)
We all know that these pyramid schemes are full of it. I saw an ad recently
in a Marin newspaper that I want to share with you.
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WANNA BE RICH???
FILTHY RICH???
Let's face it. The only way to truly ridiculous wealth is to be born into
it. Unfortunately, we've pretty much blown it this time around. But what
about *NEXT* time?
Now there's a way!!!
THE REINCARNATION CONNECTION NEXT LIFETIME GUARANTEE!
We GUARANTEE that you will be reincarnated into incredible wealth
OR YOUR MONEY BACK! To recieve your certificate, simply fill out
the form and mail it with cash, check, or money order to the address
below.
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__________________________ _______________________________________________
Name Address
Choose one:
__ $4 - Major Wealth __ $7 Outrageous Fortune
(potluck) __ Royalty _____________________________
Country of choice
__ Industrial
__ Sports/Arts _________________________
Area of specialty
_____________________________________________________________________________
Send to: BUCK TO THE FUTURE
123 Shirley MacClaine Drive
Tutankhamen, CA 91313
TUT-TUT... NEXT TIME FOR SURE!!!
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