fad@think.com (Franklin Davis) (01/18/90)
Heard at lunch:
Q: What's the difference between Charles Stuart and Larry Bird?
A: Larry jumps *before* he shoots.
Q: How do you make the new "Charles Stuart" drink?
A: Two shots, a bitter twist and a spash.
Q: What's the first thing Charles Stuart said when they pulled him out of
the Mystic River?
A: A big black guy in a running suit pushed me!
{ed Many others have submitted these. Stuart is the man who allegedly staged
his wife's murder and committed suicide over it.}
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