mathis@boulder.colorado.edu (Don Mathis) (01/21/90)
Heard in a local restaurant at 7:30 am:
Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine.
Waitress: Are you sure? These buns are firm and fresh-baked...
Customer: Well, they do look good...
Waitress: They'd taste even better with some nice sweet butter spread all
over them.
Customer: Yes, I can imagine. But to tell you the truth, I think my own buns
are better.
Waitress: Oh, really? Well perhaps you could show me the recipe sometime.
Customer: How about right now? Would you let me come in your kitchen?
Waitress: I'd love to.
The two girls adjourn to the nether-reaches of the restaurant...
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