rtravsky@uwyo.bitnet (Richard W Travsky) (02/06/90)
These have been making the rounds here at work following the (not so)
Super Bowl:
Why does John Elway have to eat his Wheaties out of a plate?
Because he chokes at a bowl.
We should have sent Elway to invade Panama; if anyone could have
overthrown Noriega, it's Elway.
The real score of the game was not 55-10, but 55-31. The Broncos
hung around after the game and managed to put a few more points on
the board. (this was rumored to have been told on Letterman...)
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