jma@manta.pha.pa.us (Jeff Abrahamson) (02/06/90)
This was heard from Gerry Porter, UPenn. My apologies for portraying God as feminine. (I'd have to apologize for using masculine pronouns, too.) English works better with gender, though. -------------------- (UPI) Heaven. God has lost Her NSF grant. The National Science Foundation cited three reasons in deciding not to renew the Holy Grant. 1. Although God has done good creative work in the past, there has been no recent evidence of creativity. 2. Noone as yet has been able to reproduce Her experimental results 3. She has only written one book, and it has never been subject to peer review. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.